The Times Leader announces that Vic Mars has mysteriously closed. It's really no mystery at all. NEPA's economy has been a recipe for disaster - all that was needed was just a catalyst to make people wake up and realize what kind of financial shithole we allowed ourselves to create here. I am about to share that recipe with you right now (I found it on allrecipes.com):
A generous helping of local power brokers keeping quality high-paying jobs out
2 cups of corrupt politicians
3 tablespoons of nepotism
1 tomato from Pittston
1/2 teaspoon of local young talent retention in the region
Mix well in an abondoned coal mine and just add water
Matt Cartwright's lame media
6 years ago